Great goals.

But even greater commentary. Totally Epic.



"... the weather conditions played their part...

... look how he magnetizes the ball with his one-touch...

... his kaleidoscope vision...

... Madrid defenders have broke their antenna...

... then Valdes comes out and splits the mood, like Mussolini at the balcony...

... this is a goal of orgasmic proportions... a mirage of magic...

... again David Villa's got fire in him... like a pedigree falcon that guy... so uncontainable... but he's got alot of company in the programmer shirts...

... Casillas looking down saying... can we plug these rabbit hole attacks?...

... but on the pitch, Barcelona is taking it to another level, and its one that Madrid doesn't have the elevator key to...

...Real Madrid defense spread out like spandex on Miami beach, and Casillas is left naked...

... and the precise square of the pass... that opens the white shirts up... like a fresh fish...

... but here you see David Villa disappear like a ghost into the fog...

... its like playing poker with a witch... you're gonna lose...

... he doesn't need 2 touches, he doesn't need to control it... because this piece of orgasmic passing is perfection...

... its an impeccable pass on the run... this kid can bend light if he needed to...

... but Bojan Krkic is absolutely a weapon of mass destruction...

... impeccably and audaciously, we are absolutely in seventh heaven...

... Puyol screaming blood and thunder... remember these men are all brothers in arms... bathed in champagne... would cut each other's wrists for each other...

... that's a nasty kick from Sergio Ramos... he absolutely blade through little Messi with a full machete and he should get 2 red cards... that's beyond malicious, beyond vindictive and savage...

... and that's what El Classico is all about... national team-mates being flushed down the toilet by Sergio Ramos... "